Toobing

Beating your meat...
Jerking off...
Spanking the monkey...

Why is the door locked? Because I'm toobing!!

by MattIce12 December 29, 2018

Toobloom

Toobloom is a word wich you can say to someone whose a fuckin retard and they have no fooking Idea what you mean

"Your such a toobloom" "what does that mean?" he asked oh it mean uh your so God damn cool" "oh thanks" your mind be like: retard!"😒

by Apple bloom September 8, 2019

Toobtalking

Moaning with dick in mouth.

I love it when she does that toobtalking on my dick!

by Deestees September 25, 2019

Toobin

When you “accidentally” expose your junk on a zoom call

I’m gonna be toobin during my zoom meeting this afternoon

by 17sentme October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you show your junk on a Zoom or Skype call.

John didn’t realize he was toobin in this mornings Zoom meeting.

by Frizzo1000 October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you're caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

I thought I had turned off the zoom call, but had my pants down and got caught Toobin.

by Doc Attitude October 19, 2020

Toobin'

To emulate the act of accidentally masturbating on a professional Zoom call, a la legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.

Dude, I didn't realize the camera was on and my whole project team caught be toobin'.

by Archipelago October 19, 2020