Do the Toes

To leave, go home or make a sharp exit.

By extension, the word "Toes" can also mean simply "Exit".

"The funeral wasn't up to much so I Did the Toes"
"The One Show is on, so I'm going to Do the Toes".

And also...

"Rangers were 1-0 at half time, so the Subway Loyal did The Early Toes".

by Louise Lualubelle February 23, 2010

Grinch Toes

When your socks are so old and ratty that the toes curl up into a pointy, paper thin strip of material composed primarily of toe jam, decomposing cotton, grease and floor dirt, dead skin and toe nail cells. The end result looks like the unfortunate foot from a Dr Suess character.

Person 1: "Dude, Josh hasn't changed his socks in days. Those grinch toes are gnarly."
Person 2: "That's unfortunate. Change your socks you grinchy fuck!"

by Carlito11 September 6, 2013

Cassowary Toe

The act of stabbing someone in the throat with one elongated fingernail, usually the pinky. Named after the Australian Cassowary bird, which is known to attack people by striking out with the sharpened middle claw of the foot.

“Man, Melissa’s off her rocker, she just tried to cassowary toe me with her coke nail”

by Shortfunnykid May 21, 2020

Your toes.

Hand em over.

Your toes. Hand em over.

by theflying_egg September 24, 2020

Hippo Toe

When a very big obese woman has extremely tight pants on - cutting in around the crotch area.

First person: Oh my God - Look at that Hippo Toe"

Second person: "Yeah - like WTF!! - a camel toe just isn't going to cut it!"

by berenson October 16, 2008

Left toe

It is a slang way to say “I killed a squirrel”

Hey I left toed that bitch in the street

by Heydude12345 November 1, 2018

Toe Rocket

When someone is standing under your foot and you shove your big toe up their Ass/Vagina

Jona tried to give Mark the Toe Rocket and got one from his girlfriend.

by Vantex XII November 28, 2018