Cardi Thief

The official name for women, who openly admit to sexual abuse and theft with absolutely no repercussions. or to be robbed and drugged by a tinder date.

Did you hear about Mike? his date was a Cardi Thief, she even took his belt!!!!!

by !23 April 17, 2020

Bao Thien To

A Vietnamese deity, with no body fat, a six pack, and immeasurable intellect.

Bao Thien To is kinda sexy ngl.

by Chicken sausage November 11, 2020

themie thime

A mere urban legend. Often associated with artist, Luna who uses this phrase as his instagram handle. he will refuse to define "themie thime" at any cost and might possibly eviscerate you, if your inquiry is deemed insincere. It is said that few men have found out the meaning but none have lived to tell the tale.

Person A: Hey luna, what's themie thime?

Luna:1 في البدء خلق الله السموات والارض. 2 كانت الارض خربة وخالية. وكان الظلام على وجه الغمر. وكان روح الله يحلق على وجه المياه.

3 فقال الله ليكن نور. وكان هناك ضوء. 4 ورأى الله النور انه حسن. وفصل الله بين النور والظلمة. 5 ودعا الله النور نهارا والظلمة دعاها ليلا. فكان مساء وكان صباح اليوم الاول.

6 فقال الله ليكن جلد في وسط المياه ويفصل بين المياه والمياه. 7 فعمل الله الجلد وفصل بين المياه التي تحت الجلد والمياه التي فوق الجلد. وكان الأمر كذلك. 8 ودعا الله الجلد سماء. فكان مساء وكان صباح يوما ثانيا.

9 فقال الله لتجمع المياه التي تحت السماء في مكان واحد ولتظهر اليابسة. وكان الأمر كذلك. 10 ودعا الله اليابسة ارضا ومجتمع المياه دعاه بحارا. ورأى الله ذلك أنه حسن. 11 ثم قال الله لتنبت الارض عشبا والعشب الذي يبزر بزرا وشجرة تثمر كجنسها بذورها بذاتها على الارض. وكان الأمر كذلك. 12 وأنتجت الأرض عشبا ، عشبا يبزر بزرا كجنسه ، والشجرة التي تصنع ثمرا ، وبذرها في ذاتها كجنسها. ورأى الله ذلك أنه حسن. 13 فكان

Person A: gets eviscerated

by yolor3stis September 1, 2021

Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.

‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

Jennifer Thiele

Got a pretty sick house on Minecraft. She is actually really really funny and somehow mocks you but is still the nicest person ever. She has gone through so much in her life and is the girl you gotta look up to. Also gets a lot of dick and is so pretty but she doesn't know it. Has no shame so if you want to have a good time then can call and she'll answer. Will make you laugh. Is one of the few girls that aren't shallow. In fact, she definitely overthinks. You can't not love Jenny. She also has very big boobies ngl.

No way is that actually Jennifer Thiele? Yo she's like so hot

by flaffil March 10, 2022

thief

1. The current occupant of the White House.
2. See also Bush, George W.

George W. Bush stole the election, therefore he is a thief.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006

Status Thief

One who posts someone else's Facebook status as his own.

I was about to like Scott's Facebook status, but then I googled it and found it on NewLikes.com. He's nothing but a status thief.

by Harry W. June 21, 2011