first cousin

Your uncle/aunts first child
Hey I'm closer to her than u that's my first cousin
by Slay sway December 26, 2016
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Cousin Fucker

Most often, a Cousin Fucker is a male who thinks they are god, owns a rebel flag, talks with a southern accent, either chew tobacco or drink alcohol from a very young age, use improper language, who hate any other race other than the whites, and there political stance is highly effected by their white supremacist parents and Facebook.
" Billy, I may be gay, but at least i'm not an inbred Cousin Fucker!"
by Mr.BigWang March 28, 2019
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cousin fuckers

Dirty ugly poor people who fuck their cousins
Karen and kens moms are sisters and they are fucking,so they are cousin fuckers
by arccher November 14, 2010
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Brother Cousin

A biological cousin that also like a brotherly figure to you.
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Irish Cousin

A relative around your same age but no one is really sure how exactly you are related or if you are actually even related by blood.
So he is my grandmother's half sisters cousin's kids kid?

Yes, you are irish cousins now go play while grown ups drink.
by Bobby Bob's house of bobsNbobs February 01, 2020
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slender cousin

Brother: Happy Christmas, what have you got in your stocking?
Sister: Thank you, I have got a slender cousin.
Brother: Oh great, you got a toffee finger.
by Big Lash November 26, 2013
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cousin cooter

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.
That redneck is such a cousin cooter
by Ride red #17 July 31, 2017
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