Grape Smugglers

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.

My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.

by Hdrihner11 October 01, 2015

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 01, 2011

Cactus Smuggler

he whom loves his plants a bit rought round the edges...

and filled with yummy liquid!

"cactus smuggling? what are yeh? a prick?!?!"

by thelazygeko May 26, 2004

grape smuggler

A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.

john is a blates grape smuggler he is now going out with a 14 year old and he is 17.

by guch strap francis nicholls November 19, 2005

Cock Smuggler

One who loves to cozy up with the cock male or female. Cock as in bird or male genatalia.

The farmer snuggled in bed at night with his favorite cock.

by Nipple Raider January 14, 2004

Bone Smuggler

A person, male or female, who enjoys provide oral favors to men. Also, a gay male.

Dude, Richard Simmons is a bone smuggler. He spends 30% of his day on his knees!

by VinylCatfish August 25, 2006

Meat Smuggler

A homosexual male

Joel is a meat smuggler

by BigAub December 17, 2008