Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017

scat-katin

As one so innocently stoned receives the pipe and begins talking to the group, he slows down the process of getting high. His talking and stopping of the smoking module creates a diversion to get the group talking. This process is known as scat-katin.

Man 1: man I was so close to pulling an angry dragon on this MILF when all of a sudden I...
Man 2: woah woah woah man you're scat-katin man dont slow the process.

by Mr. Bubbly December 17, 2009

scat signing

A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 17, 2010

Scat rat

A thing that little 8 year olds call eachother on roblox when everything else is blocked

"Ur mom Gay"
"Shut up Scat Rat"

by Antisocial_ December 10, 2018

scat head

To have shit for brains

Dion was a scat head

by onedrome February 15, 2012

Scat jack

To pleasure oneself using a syncopated and improvised rhythm to delight and surprise one's penis.

I scat jacked last night and sounded like Bobby McFerrin when I came.

by Enginerd8 August 3, 2015

Scat zoot

A joint made by scraping your grinder and using little tiny bits of weed you have left

I smoked all my weed, time for a scat zoot

by dr12 January 19, 2018