An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.
by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022
when your dorm bed is way too flimsy and loud so you have to put a blanket down and fuck on the floor
by iowapete February 21, 2020
When more than one Snack (beautiful person) gathers together at a time. A group of Snacks is a picnic.
“Damn Janet, look at those absolute snacks over there!” - Sharon.
“Mmhmm yeah honey, that’s a picnic for sure” - Janet.
“Mmhmm yeah honey, that’s a picnic for sure” - Janet.
by Mangooossh May 01, 2018
Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.
Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.
Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok
(Later)
B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.
B- ok
(Later)
B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.
by FannyMallet81 January 28, 2022
by REB7293_2223hfje September 16, 2020
For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC
by Purdey November 06, 2023
Sara via text is the picnic table crew going to meet
Ryan fuck ya last time at the picnic table crew sara lost her eyes due to super highness
Ryan fuck ya last time at the picnic table crew sara lost her eyes due to super highness
by jong kerr March 31, 2011