The Moby Dick

You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.

I gave my girl The Moby Dick yesterday and she shot my man goo all over my ceiling.

by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 17, 2020

The Itchy Dick

That irritating itchy burning sensation you contract from dirty whores.

"That Whore gave me the itchy dick so i punched her in the taint in an effort to fight aids"

by Noogles Ecu December 14, 2007

The big dick

A term with many uses. Originating in RoundRock Texas. (Stonypoint HS) Can be used to describe someone who's attempting to show off. Who is showing off, or is saying or doing something for the sake of trying to impress people.

p1-Why didn't you answer your phone?
p2-I was busy
p1-Oh, so you just think you got the big dick now that your on Varsity?
p2-its not even like that man.

Nick-Man I lifted 270 today.
Brad- Ok...Big dick Nick

by K.Rashid May 25, 2008

The Perfect Dick

The Perfect Dick is an 8", 6 1/4 diameter, circumcised high & tight, with a beautiful strawberry head that blows a big load when it has a cumgasm.

I think Matt has The Perfect Dick -- probably because it looks identical to mine!

by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020

Dick the Bruiser

legendary pro wrestler in the 60s and 70s. Probably never used an actual wrestling hold his whole career. Mostly just pummelled opponests with his fist, also liked to throw them out of the ring and bash their head on the timekeeper's table. Other nicknmaes included "The Psychopath," "The Missing Link," and "The Most Dangerous Man Alive." Built like a fireplug at about 5'7" 240 lbs. Died of a heart attack while doing bench presses at home in 1991. Real name William Afflis.

Dick the Bruiser went from villain to fan favorite in St. Louis when he got into a feud with Black Jack Lanza.

by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008

SUCKING THE GLASS DICK

It means to smoke crack or weed using a glass bong or pipe

there goes babie thug and lil killa sucking the glass dick again

by Babie Thug July 28, 2008

sucks the big dick

1. adj. Describing something horrific, or at least undesirable.

2. v. Dies.

When you suck the big dick, that really sucks the big dick!

by Downstrike July 10, 2004