Text Friends

two people who only seem to be friends while text messaging. When one attempts to talk to the other in a public place, the other person acts like they don't know the other, or as casual friends.

*text message*
Corin: Hey! are you going to the party on Saturday? we should totally hang out!

James: OK, sweet can't wait to see you there!

*at party*

James to Corin: hey hows it going?

Corin: oh hey....(turns around and talks to another person.

*Dudes across the room*
Awww poor James she only wants to be Text friends

by jkmiii June 10, 2010

text away your dignity

1.) a term used when one desperately desires the physical company of another (regardless of whether or not such an act is be prohibited by the existence of long distance boyfriend/girlfriend) and tries to achieve this through texting
2.) When, after consuming alcohol or illicit substances, you decide to text inappropriate things to inappropriate people. The loss of dignity is especially mortifying if no response is ever received. Typically followed by vows to never drink again the following morning after checking your outbox.
3.) Drunk texting gone very, very bad. If "hey boy" by the Blow has ever seemed like it could be your theme song, you've probably texted away your dignity

hungover girl: "ugh look what i texted to deleted boy last night! and he never texted anything back?! oh god i'm going to have to hide from him forever"
her friend: "wow, way to text away your dignity"

by ohshitdidireallyjustsendthat? July 13, 2007

Texttickle

When a text message is funny and makes you lol (laugh out loud)

Bob: Why are you laughing
Donna: Reeba just texttickled me.

by ZebraFiesta February 1, 2009

Safety Text

the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.

Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."

Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."

by word9876789word June 29, 2009

Phantom Text Message

Like A phantom pregnancy. (Where you think you're pregnant but your actually not)
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.

Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.

by applehop July 23, 2009

Tommy Text-a-lot

Any guy who is constantly text messaging instead of being actively social while in a bar or other social setting.

Mike is being Mr. Tommy Text-a-lot over there in the corner.

by Tinnman November 29, 2009

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