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Testicle sacrifice

The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.
Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night

Brad: Nice! *Highfive*

(Meanwhile at home)

Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!
by Devilyay666 November 13, 2013
mugGet the Testicle sacrificemug.

testicle snot

ejaculate from the male organ of any species of sexually reproducing animals.
'Open your mouth and enjoy this frothy load of testicle snot.'
by brothermanben March 22, 2008
mugGet the testicle snotmug.

testicle head

Noun

- describing a person of low or no intellect whos testicular fortitude replaces their lack of intelligence

- a person who freaks out at everyone in their workplace resulting in said person being terminated and physically removed with police being notified
"can you please give me a good reference even though I called you a fucking moron and all the other things I said"
"I would think not. Now stop being a testicle head"

"Dude your such a fucking testicle head! Why would you think I'd help you after you fucked me over last time!"
by Heavens Problem July 14, 2018
mugGet the testicle headmug.

testicles warm

It was balls hot yesterday... but it's not too bad today, it's only testicles warm.
by shadowgeist October 25, 2010
mugGet the testicles warmmug.

Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.
Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret
by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009
mugGet the Testicle Turretmug.

testicle hound

Noun- 1.One that hounds testicles. 2. Someone who steals something from you.
"YOU TESTICLE HOUND!!! You stole my french fries!"
by WhereArtEsteban September 8, 2006
mugGet the testicle houndmug.

testicle transplant

the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.
Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.

Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.

Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.
by ballinwithoutballin January 22, 2010
mugGet the testicle transplantmug.

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