Skip to main content

testicle tits

When a ladies sagging bosoms are covered in hair thus resembling a scrotum
Shes not a gilf ! Shes got testicle tits
by slimboyfat82 May 16, 2018
mugGet the testicle tits mug.

Testicle Mop

The lower part of a goatee. Often connected to the dick broom(see dick broom).
Dude thats a pretty wild testicle mop with that mean ass dick broom.
by steppinout March 19, 2011
mugGet the Testicle Mop mug.

testicles poetry

this dude writing testicles poetry or something
by Hri7566 August 17, 2022
mugGet the testicles poetry mug.

Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.
Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret
by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009
mugGet the Testicle Turret mug.

testicle transplant

the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.
Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.

Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.

Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.
by ballinwithoutballin January 22, 2010
mugGet the testicle transplant mug.

testicle hound

Noun- 1.One that hounds testicles. 2. Someone who steals something from you.
"YOU TESTICLE HOUND!!! You stole my french fries!"
by WhereArtEsteban September 8, 2006
mugGet the testicle hound mug.

testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party
ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...
by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003
mugGet the testicle festival mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email