Guaran-damn-tee

More than a guarantee; When you don’t just guarantee, you guaran-damn-tee.

Alex: are you sure?
John: I guaran-damn-tee it!

by 1an_p March 6, 2019

tee-eff

a substitute for titty fucking for all the girls who are grossed out by the word 'titty'

he'd rather tee-eff me then get a handy

by TheShivers February 19, 2003

tee hee hee

How emo kids laugh.

They don't "haha" like the rest of us, they "tee hee hee."

This is usually followed by a long period of moping around.

Glen: "So i said, 'FLYING CLOUD KOWALSKI, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'"
Emo Nick: tee hee hee!

by g-diggity June 28, 2006

Graphic Tee

A shirt that GDIs wear to make themselves look more like a tool than they already do.

Look at the GDI with his graphic tee. I bet he can't wait to go home, play World of Warcraft with a can of Mountain Dew, and enjoy looking forward to being a virgin and poor his whole life.

by St. Fratrick December 1, 2010

young tee

a t-shirt that looks like it belongs on someone a lot thinner and/ or younger

"did you see manny?"
"yeah he's wearing that small ass, tight ass, short sleeve, young tee again"

by SPxCA May 21, 2008

heezelbee x-tee cee

result of talking while drunk/super tired; could also be a nickname for a hot bitch!; x tee cee is the name of a shot

"heezelbee in new york" "what are you up to you heezelbee x-tee cee?" " i want an x tee cee shot!"

by jenlindsmar September 4, 2008

tee off

Masturbating after viewing pictures from one of the many online hip and/or ironic tee shirt sellers (probably to your left right now).

Dude, the second I saw the "RAWR means I love you in dionosaur" banner ad I knew I had to tee off.

I wanted to go to urbandictionary.com but didn't have time to tee off.

There are some sites I just can't visit while surfing at the library lest the desire to tee off arise.

by Gendznshmalts July 25, 2009