burglar technique

when a male with an erect pennis inserts his pennis into a bucket of black paint, and then inserts his newly painted pennis into the anus of his female counterpart

today, while having anal sex with my wife i dipped my pennis in black paint and used the burglar technique on her and entered the back door.

by kyle hebbs August 29, 2008

immortal technique

okay, Tech has some of the sickest rhymes ive heard, i find it ill when rappers use bigger words taht rhyme, but i think he is completely wrong with hsi politics, and " Bin Laden" is completely ridiculous, 1- why the hell would a president do that. 2 if he did, there would defnetly be evidence, real fuckin proof by now, 7 years after it occurred. I respect him for spittin his view, personally i listenhim, i love his raps, except a few, but hes made enough songs aobut the government, why not stick with songs like, "positive balance", thats probably one of his best songs.

Immortal technique should step away from the governmental hit, he's made enough

by DGk1441 January 28, 2008

ejaculation technique

“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.

Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”

Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?

Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!

by RallyMonkey39 May 16, 2011

textiquette

Text ettiquette- for example you shouldnt overuse abbreviations, use capitals or exclamation points excessively, and say anything a parent could read over shoulder. A word that Katey came up with. COPYRIGHT

Erica: OMG that new Kate Spade bag is totes hot! OMG IDK WTD! WTF!NVM, IDC
Katey: Wow. Slow down and use TEXTIQUETTE.
Erica: G2G. POS

by KateytheGreaty May 19, 2009

1-10 technique

The rating that high schoolers and above use to rate each other based on attractiveness and other factors. Variations of this technique are:

Body, Face

Body, Face, personality

From 1-10 how good does jennifer look?

From 1-10 how bad do you want to fuck Lacey?

I'm bored, you want to use the 1 - 10 technique on Kayla?

That's basically what the 1-10 technique is

by SoapSolo September 24, 2016

Techniqua

An unlearned skill that you fully master in the moment of need without ever having attempting the task in witch it is required previously.

You begin doing something of which you have no skill or experience and suddenly you perform the task with expert skill and unleash your inner Techniqua.

Wow Techniqua, you are rockin' that haircut!

by pinkmitten January 7, 2012

The Technique

A system perfected by JP for the oral pleasure of a woman. involved "stirring the pussy with a finger" and giving the clit a "blow job."

Damn, JP did the technique on that woman and almost knocked her out. She came so hard, her head turned purple and her pussy pucker for an hour.

by Zinger May 14, 2003