Suicided

The act of killing a person for knowing too much information.

Hillary Clinton has suicided many people in her 300 years of service in politics.

by Jeff Bishop November 12, 2019

Suicide

Not an escape. Life is hell, but no one is good enough to go to heaven, so when you die you would only go to hell. Which is life, so technically you would just go to a new life. But it is an act of the brave, only the cowardly can't do it. If you truly have nothing to live for, and life sucks that bad, then why not. If truly no one cares when you leave, then go do it. If you really just can't get better, then this is one way out. I say, if you have nothing to live for, then at least you can have one act of bravery before you die.

Emo person: "I want to commit suicide"

Me: "Do you though?"

Them: "Yes?"

Me: "You really have nothing to live for?"

Them: "Yes?"

Me: "Then why am I stopping you, if you have nothing to live for go do it. In fact, I might even join you, what is your method of dying?"

Them: "Uhhhh, I really did not expect that response, ummmm....."

*Slowly backs away*

by Just your local serial killer December 11, 2019

Suicidal

When someone feels they aren't important or that they don't have a purpose or wants to end there life because something bad happened. Remember if you weren't important or didn't have a purpose you would not be here right now. Someone loves you. You are NOT alone. I am an also suicidal so I know from experience. God is not finish with you. God has a plan for you. If something isn't going right, then remember there is a future where everything can change. Don't end your life short.

"Just because I'm suicidal doesn't mean I'm crazy or stupid"

by The Idk or idc girl October 16, 2019

Suicide

A permanent answer to a temporary problem that does endless amounts more damage then it fixes

I heard you tried to commit suicide, please talk to me, how can I help you?

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Suicide

Suicide is when your life is over and u want to jump off a bridge in other words it is a blessing from god so if you want go jump off a bridge and miss the water or drown.

Random: hey that guys gonna jump. Suicide person: bye... he jumps.........SPLAT!!. He died.

by suiside.....man November 10, 2019

Suicide

The act of intentionally causing one's own death. ... The most commonly used method of suicide varies between countries, and is partly related to the availability of effective means.

"Do not commit suicide! Trust me, you will regret it!," Quoted John Paderewski (A Suicide survivor)

by Definitions by Artemis May 22, 2020

Suicider

A brand of home brewed cider produced by one "Kevin Grumbles" and company. Established in the fall of 2009. Arguably the best hard cider produced on the east coast. Or at least the dumbest.

"Grab me Suicider from the fridge, mang!"

by Grumble-cakes October 1, 2011