stroking his yoshi

another term for male masturbation

I walked in on my bestfriend "stroking his yoshi" to some gay porn, faggot.

by cumgobbler101 November 19, 2011

han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.

i'm like han solo stroking a wookie.

by Russell Longgrear March 30, 2008

stolking

A cruise on a night with nothing planned and no destination in mind. But intentionally trying to find a random gathering/party.

Dude: yeah man, going stolking tonight.
Richard: sweet

by Lost in a library October 19, 2008

stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

sporking

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

Snorking

A cross between snore and an oink (like a pig).

Do you hear that? What is it?

That's just Scamp, he's snorking!

by Trashy'sMom May 1, 2009

storming

To break a calm, rational bearing, and engage in a brow-beating marathon against young individuals.

Older people tend to engage in the act of storming.

"Oh man, the Master Sergeant is storming again!"

"Quick, hide, before he starts to lecture!"

by greatmb May 7, 2009