Sex Stump

When someone seals up their cleftal horizon, most commonly known as their "ass crack" with duct tape or any object to block any view of the cleftal horizon to where a weird liquid starts seeping out of it for someone to give it a taste.
"Damn bro, that Sex Stump looks TASTY"

"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"
by Udirt January 06, 2022
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Stump Breakin

When a penis equipped person stands on a stump wearing rubber boots and places the front two hooves of a quadaped on the ground and the rear the hooves in his boots and has relations with said hot goat. 🐻😍
George: I'm gonna head out.

Levi: You goin stump breakin?
by TooPeaceDark September 27, 2018
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Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot
“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
by Mctut December 20, 2020
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Certified Stump

A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.
Damn, Jake really is a certified stump.
by coolmama7668292 March 03, 2022
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dropped the stump

Sort of like saying "wow he got shut down"

If some one is "dropping the stump" on your fun they are being a kill joy.
Joe ~ "Dang the cops totally dropped the stump on our party last night"
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Robert, ~ "Some day I'm going to be a millionaire and own a private Island and......"

Shalequa, ~ "Robert you can't even keep your job at BK"

Robert, ~ "Dang Shalequa, why you gotta be droppin' the stump on my dreams?"
by Red_Mobster December 07, 2009
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Rosetta stumped

When a guy who's language you're trying to speak is trying to learn the same language you're trying to speak, and you know more of it than him.
Jim got Rosetta stumped when Clarice knew more of his language than he did.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
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stump gang

hay are you in stump gang??
by litem January 20, 2018
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