In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.
Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.
by KJ BELAFONTE September 08, 2019
a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.
by messymanco July 21, 2009
Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.
by Ginga Geezus November 17, 2019
by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much
by Not Ian Paisley December 01, 2021
When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.
by brasswings April 03, 2015