Kristen Stewart

Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.

Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?

Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.

by Dic101 August 10, 2009

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Jon Stewart

Should run for president in 2008!

Jon Stewart - President
Stephan Colbert - Vice President

by Kelvin06 August 11, 2006

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French Stewart

n. 1.)A shitty actor/comedian who gets casted for lead roles of straight to video movies, mainly because the original actors didn't sign a contract for any sequels.
2.)A B-actor in general.

There are no charges that exist to punish French Stewart for the crimes which he has committed against film.

by chinesefoodninja February 1, 2005

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Boston steamroller

When you take a shit on your partners chest and ride it in

Bob - "She did the Boston steamroller"
Phil- "and what the hell is that?"
Bob- its when they take a shit on your chest and ride it flat"
Phil- "gross man freaking gross"

by Eskimo_grl February 5, 2012

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