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Everyone with an IQ over 30: We need to end the United States
by ♥🗺☠ March 3, 2021
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red states

States in which large segments of its citizens walk around with their heads up their asses, pulling them out only long enough to burn a cross or make a bigoted statement. Usually vote Republican, even though their populations are comprised largely of individuals living near or below the poverty line and thus unlikely to be favored by Republican tax and fiscal policies.
It would be wonderful if we could get from New York to California without having to cross through any red states.
by MRT2 September 25, 2006
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President of the United States of America

The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.
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united states

America has shined as a beacon of freedom in an unfree world for more than two centuries. To this day, for instance, most people living outside our borders reside in countries where the private practice of broadcast journalism is illegal and where the state is the dominant banker. Americans can say anything they want, worship any god they choose, and associate with any motley crew around. Our legacy is not slave chains, Wounded Knee, and the murder of James Byrd, but American GIs liberating a Nazi death camp, an immigrant's first glance of lady liberty's torch, and Ronald Reagan exhorting the Soviet's to tear down the Berlin Wall. If nothing else, America means freedom.
America has shined as a beacon of freedom in an unfree world for more than two centuries. To this day, for instance, most people living outside our borders reside in countries where the private practice of broadcast journalism is illegal and where the state is the dominant banker. Americans can say anything they want, worship any god they choose, and associate with any motley crew around. Our legacy is not slave chains, Wounded Knee, and the murder of James Byrd, but American GIs liberating a Nazi death camp, an immigrant's first glance of lady liberty's torch, and Ronald Reagan exhorting the Soviet's to tear down the Berlin Wall. If nothing else, America means freedom. The United States owns.
by King Homo Erectus May 29, 2010
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Bend her over and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"
by ONEohTWO January 8, 2012
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stasis

When a girl displays signs showing interest in you, but says she's not interested in a relationship right now. Basically, means you are still on the radar, but she's averse to a committed relationship. Also means that you can't seek other women, because you will seem shallow and flighty. Mentally draining situation.
guy 1: "dude did she say yes?"

guy 2: "she was flattered, super nice, and has been showing signs of interest, but can't commit to a relationship"

guy 1: "you're officially in stasis bro"
by bigdeezy June 11, 2012
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