Rich, white, snobby, rude, & typically blonde chicks with caked on makeup who attend University of California, Santa Barbara.
My Santa Barbie roommate refuses to acknowledge my existence and instead just spends all her time putting on 10 lbs of makeup and curling her bleach blonde hair.
by lovesthepants October 24, 2009
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1. He can't be seen
2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
1. He can't be seen
2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D
Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...
Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?
Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!
Kid: (Cries)
Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...
Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?
Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!
Kid: (Cries)
by Suihime May 19, 2010
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After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc
Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc
Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.
by O'Shay June 17, 2008
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Get the Santa Belly mug.If you love and know everything that has to do with Carlos Santana, then you are a santanologist and are a part of the Santanaology movement. Viva Santana!
by HoustonDelgado September 29, 2010
Get the Santanaology mug.its Halloween i walk in to the store to buy a Halloween outfit and all i hear is Christmas they call 911 cause i went santamental!!!!!
by ridearhehonda January 16, 2011
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When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.
When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.
A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.
A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.
When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.
When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.
A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.
A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.
Dude, You see Jimmy with all those girls tonight? He was Santa Sleighing!
The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.
I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.
The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.
I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.
by @BananaHamBone January 24, 2011
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