Squirrelwhal

A half squirrelicorn and half narwhal from middleschoolian culture

“ that squirrelwhal scared me as to how much it smelt”

by Sb55555 October 7, 2018

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.

I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Squirrel Feather

A squirrel feather is a poster child for abortion, mentally challenged, bushy haired, annoying, short-near dwarfism, unstable minded, constantly pacing and pretending to have self-worth in heroism and creating the illusion that people actually care about them. When a squirrel feather feels that they are not being heard, they raise their voice rudely interrupting individuals that actually know what is going on only to make themselves look like a jackass in front of others. You can often hear a squirrel feather repeating phrases like "...and stuff like that" or "as far as it goes"...only leading others into confusion on how far it really does go. A squirrel feather can usually be found staring off into space usually confused about easy tasks and making no sense whatsoever in anything and having extreme difficulty in making any decisions on any simple task. Hobbies of squirrel feather are staring uncomfortably at a man getting undressed and making a suggestive reminder in a unsettling creapy tone that its time to take a shower to another man-often resulting in that man feeling extremely uncomfortable. Squirrel feathers are usually kinfolk of Jimmys and are most often little brothers of Jimmys.

There goes squirrel feather saving the plant one light fixture at a time....what a little idiot!

by Mick267 January 16, 2020

pet-squirrel

A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.

"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."

by VALIS_GOOSE February 25, 2009

Dirty squirreled

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.

I think you just dirty squirreled my question.

by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

somerville squirrel

A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.

I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.

by Reno Biggs April 22, 2011

Dirt Squirrel Hunting

An action partaken in by a male who enjoys fat, dirty, ben &jerry's loving cum-whore. Said male lures in the squirrel and enjoys ever second of romance and sexy time.

Juice is a real dirt squirrel hunting kind of guy. Robert Downey went dirt squirrel hunting last weekend.

by KOKSman original September 30, 2011