slazenger

Sex Act; Manual stimulation of the clitoris, vulva and/or vagina with a partner approaching from the front. The hand, palm up, is placed on the female genitalia to induce arousal using the fingers in a back and forth, rubbing motion. Often times done in public in a discreet manner. Different techniques include the 1 finger, 2 finger, the full count and the hook.

After a few drinks, Dave placed his hand between his date's legs and vigorously started giving her the slazenger right on the dance floor for all to see.

by The Daley Grimes December 11, 2015

spazecow

A flying creature of the bovine species known to inhabit even the farthest reaches of outer spaze.

Look out, Fritz! We don't want to hit that spazecow!

by spazefarmer February 26, 2004

spaz muffin

a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.

Kathryn has spilt her vodka.
"Jesus Kathryn you're such a spaz muffin"

by moosemily September 13, 2006

Litty Spaz

An abbreviation for the phrase 'literal spastic'. Usage cav vary depending on whether the subject is a temporary spastic, or, more common, if s/he is one by birth. It is polite to identify those who are normal, and those who are spastic. A litty spaz may be incapable of walking to the shop, they cannot articulate, and, more often than not, have no idea what they are doing at any particular moment. In general, their future is bleak.

'Look, mate, it's a litty spaz!'

by rupang March 13, 2009

Splazz

Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.

I whacked off in the basement, and when I blew my load, I heard a big Splazz!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

spaz out with my vag out

the female equivilant to "rock out with your cock out".

The act of being a whorish, sexual deviant.

Girl #1 to Girl #2: How come you aren't bringing a date to the wedding?

Girl #2: And miss the chance to spaz out with my vag out Meghan?!?! No thanks!

by therealfunbobby July 16, 2009

franchi spaz 12

n. semi-automatic shotgun that can hold 12 shots
also can be easly changed to pump-action

That man has no face, Robert must have got his new franchi spaz 12.

by lanDon1111 May 12, 2006