Sphincter

What people sometmes scream while attacking their friends from behind, shoving their fingers in their friends buttholes.

dude, i totally sphinctered eoin to kingdom-come

by The Numba One Solja October 30, 2006

Splinched

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015

Shut your sphincter!

Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)

Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*

by dangerdan101 October 21, 2009

Ass-sphinkter says, What?

Phrase meant to lure an unexpecting companion into saying the phrase "What?". If this phrase is responded to with "What?", then that person is presumed to be an "ass-sphinkter" or ass-hole.

Alex: Hey Zach, Ass-sphinkter says, What?
Zach: What?
Alex: Haha, exactly.

by Kylenasty March 9, 2007

sphincter clipping

The act of, or results from human
waste disposing. Commonly referred to as,
"taking a shit".

1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"

2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"

by bgdeee December 31, 2007

Sphincterus Maximus

An insult meaning asshole. May express, douche, dick, retard, etc.

Jill: Jack is a Sphincterus Maximus.
John: I know!

by LinkMaster03 June 22, 2008

sphincterror

Used to describe a load so epically massive that one's sphincter clamps shut in an attempt to block its passage. Ultimately, this fails and just when you try to force it out, your sphincter surrenders to the inevitable. The enormous girth combined with the force exerted results in a painful (and sometimes audible) ripping sensation.

The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.

The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."

girl: you were in there a long time. Do you feel better?

guy: lips quiver in an attempt to speak

girl: oh no! Tell me it wasn't a sphincterror!!!

by twilyth September 23, 2009