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Goat Spanker

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.
Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker
by Normmtx April 28, 2021
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The Toe Shit Spinner

When you finger your girls anus with your toe in a circular motion.
When we were doing hacky sacky last night, I gave her the toe shit Spinner
by TheAlmightyWordMaker November 21, 2015
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cell block spinner

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.
Anthony survived being locked up by becoming a cell block spinner.
by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019
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spunner

Tweeking harder than someone that is just spun.
I have been spun, but damn dude Dustin is spunner than a crack head hoe looking for the golden goose at the end of the rainbow under the disco balls shiny lights.
by Pimp Skinny May 21, 2007
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spankercheif

the crusty towel one uses to squirt his load into.
my spankercheif was stuck to my pillow.
by kawboy220 June 22, 2009
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fidget spinner

A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.
Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.
by Triplecard333 August 7, 2017
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Ur mom a fidget spinner

The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight
Bob-your mom gae
John-ur mom a fidget spinner

Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast
by JasonCOZ April 4, 2018
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