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Soggy Napkin

When you jack off into a napkin and your girlfriend eats it.
I gave her the soggy napkin last night, she puked but totally loved it.
by soggynapkin April 4, 2011
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Soggy Dumper

Fat, flat, mom ass; most often seen in mom jeans.
"Dude I thought that cougar was hot until she turned around and I saw her soggy dumper."
by BossAssBitch December 20, 2014
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Soggy don

When someone is thinks they are hard but really they're just moist.
Laquisha had sex with Edwin and keeps boasting about it to her granddaddy. What a soggy don...
by Slugsoap May 7, 2014
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Soggy Truman

A bukake of 5 or more participants named as such for the numerous characters in the 'Truman Show'
Yo, that chick jess led us behind the bike shed and give her the old soggy Truman
by jpick01 May 20, 2015
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soggy lamp

1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy
God John, you're such a soggy lamp!
by HopelessNerd July 11, 2015
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Soggy whopper

An excessively wet and soggy vagina after extreme and vigorous sexual activity
Candy had a soggy whopper after big daddy had finished with her
by Daddy1233456789 December 31, 2015
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Soggy Spatoon

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.
After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.
by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016
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