Smudge

Smudge, or smudging is when someone takes a poo into a plastic bag and then puts it into the freezer. When the poo is frozen it is then used for bum sex.

Yeah so, I totally smudged her. I ate a big bag of nuts the day before so it had texture for her pleasure.

by Adam Daff April 15, 2011

Snodge

A spatula weilding monster that has been known to fight for both good and evil. Known to use pastries as projectile weapons. Has special powers.

Henceforth, the Snodge of Darkness strode from its lair and murdered the good prince with a spatula.

by Cap'n Mac July 3, 2010

Smedge

A really smooth edge, particularly relating to the art of giftwrapping.

'Check out these smedges' - remark made after giftwrapping something historically well, so that the edges of the paper are almost invisible.

by Snoppy5 September 26, 2007

Smoogens

Smoogens can be anything, or be used to describe anything. It also can be used alone as an expression.

"Dude, smoogens."
"Hey Juan did you see that? Yea Tyler, smoogens."

by Mo Lokal March 9, 2008

Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

the classic smidge

a phrase describing the smallest amount of health one can have left in a typical video game health bar without being "dead". typically relevent in fighting games, such as street fighter or tekken

comes from the longer: "classic smidge of red health". this term originated from the popular mid 90s RTS command and conquer, where it was common to have a vehicle or infanty unit with only one pixel width of health left, essentially rendering it useless.

can be used as adjective or noun

gamer1: "dood i can't believe you beat me that round.. i had you down the the classic smidge"
gamer2: "yea, comeback of the century"

nerd1: "i had 3 minigunners with just a classic smidge of health left, so i used them as air strike fodder."
nerd2: "werd"

by threadoflength February 15, 2009

smidge

small amount of something sweet, emotinally sweet

Katie gave Kristen a smidge when she asked if she wanted to go to Galveston.

by come'on April 25, 2010