slapping bitches

If you would like to know more about slapping bitches please contact Kev 'The Bitch Slapper' @ the Blackmiths Arms, he is well experianced bitch slapper. He has no prejudice for the bitches he slaps, he slaps them all equally hard.

Kev never gets tired of slapping bitches

by BigGingerKev May 17, 2006

Slapping the Dickinson

Popular slang for masturbation; also comes in the form 'having a slap', 'slapping' or 'slap of the dickinson'.

Nothing beats Slapping the Dickinson.

by RichardPeterson April 13, 2011

skinflapping

A well thought out synonymous for jerkin the gerkin.

Dude my gf's hot mom totally turned me on so I was forced to skinflap it in the bathroom.

I'm totally skinflapping it since my gf found the pornstash.

by Flappityfloop May 29, 2014

slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

Slapping the pink

Vaginal masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door I caught her slapping the pink.

by BobAbui April 15, 2015

Slapping Tuna

When a man has sex with a woman; A man smelling like rotten vagina stink.

"This man passed by and I swear he was slapping tuna".

by CrazyNinja May 2, 2015

Skipping red lights

Having sex with a girl while she's on her period

My girlfriend said she was on her period but she was horny. I asked her "are we skipping red lights tonight?"

by Light skipper August 30, 2017