(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
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Pulling a Simon refers to any extreme act of laziness. For example if a teacher wanted to instruct his ceramics class by playing the scene from ghost where they make a pot, he would be pulling a Simon.
Today my economics teacher showed an episode of shark tank to teach us about money. He was really pulling a Simon today.
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by Schwooper January 31, 2004
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a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intellectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she has beautiful eyes, the sweetest most adorable smile, and everything in between;)
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her
a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intellectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she has beautiful eyes, the sweetest most adorable smile, and everything in between;)
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her
she's a Simone
by mzjam January 8, 2014
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She cherishes friends and tends to be closely attached with a Grace or an Emmanuella.
She is amazing, loving, awesome and highly needed.
She is a replica of her tribe and can be troublesome or naughty few times but is really intelligent and loved by teachers or authorities
She tends to be in the artistic department and may end up a lawyer, actress, singer, or novelist
She may be aggressive sometimes but it ends quickly.
She is also very funny and jovial
She cherishes friends and tends to be closely attached with a Grace or an Emmanuella.
She is amazing, loving, awesome and highly needed.
She is a replica of her tribe and can be troublesome or naughty few times but is really intelligent and loved by teachers or authorities
She tends to be in the artistic department and may end up a lawyer, actress, singer, or novelist
She may be aggressive sometimes but it ends quickly.
She is also very funny and jovial
by Simbi d comedian December 29, 2018
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