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jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.
I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.
by cazort June 7, 2005
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Shit Standoff

n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.

In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.
Ned: "Dude, where were you?"

Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."
by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013
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Duck Shit Cub Wut

That is when a duck spits a shit in a mug with milk and then a cow drinks it
This cow just duck shit cub wuted... EW.
by Hana Salam Makedonec Kincho March 19, 2017
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In more shit than a Werribee duck

Meaning in very deep shit.

Expression from Victoria Australia, where there is a major sewerage treatment plant in an outer suburb of Melbourne called Werribee.

Thus any duck in Werribee is said to be in a hell of a lot of shit!

Obviously The name of Werribee can be substituted with the name anywhere with a large sewerage treatment plant or anywhere with large amounts of untreated sewerage.
"The cops caught up with Freddo, he's in more shit than a Werribee duck now!"
by Captain Colvan June 7, 2012
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Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.
Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!
by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021
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Shit soup

When you take a shit and then piss in the toilet afterward
Goddamnit! You didn't flush your shit soup!
by maxxor129 June 28, 2015
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Nut Shit

A slang term in reference to doing something ridiculous typically used in the Philly region.
''Why you outside in the cold with no shirt on? You on some nut shit...''
''Boul on some nut shit wearing that fake ass belt''
''You on some nut shit fighting that lil ass boy''
by PeanutLive215 December 17, 2020
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