cock eyed rice slapper

a chinese person who rips you off.

that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.

by seaner terdil October 23, 2009

Daria-Tom Shipper

A Daria fan of either sex that believes there is/was/should/could/and always will be a relationship between characters Daria Morgendorffer and Tom Sloane; These people often believe that character Trent Lane should be covered in asphalt and used as a speed bump in front of Kroger; these people also have a tendency to fear the goths in Hot Topic, spiders, belly-button lint, and Dori from Finding Nemo*; Are the lesser fraction of those in the Daria Fandom.

*- I was simply typing things to get my brain sparked for what to think next. I'm pretty sure ther are plenty of Daria-Tom shippers that like to shop at Hot Topic, could care less about spiders, clean out their belly button lint, and adore the movie Finding Nemo.

I told my Daria-Trent Shipper friend I was a Daria-Tom Shipper. She bitch-slapped me.

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003

ass slapper

Someone who slaps asses. The most common occurrence of ass slapping is during sex.

Bill: I slapped Angela's ass while banging her last night!
Fred: You, my friend, are an ass slapper!

by ShakeSicle January 20, 2009

slapper

A sexually promiscuous woman who enjoys vigorous copulation. The term most likely denotes the sound of two people's skin coming together with force, especially during sex.

She's such a prolific slapper, she'll have to wait for the birth before she know who the father is.

by Spirituall August 7, 2011

Snapper Head

When a person says or acts in a manner that is incredibly stupid. Generally, a person who is an air head, or they lack the intellectual ability to interrupt the people around them with a useless comment or action.

Having just had my second interview for a new job, my friend Jane comes to my current place of work to congratulate me. In front of my employer shes asks me if I got the new Job. "What a snapper head!"

by MCC61 September 26, 2009

butt slapper

One who slaps over people's butts.

He is a butt slapper.

by Flappy January 18, 2005

snapper lapper

A lesbian, or bisexual female who performs oral sex on another female.

John, don't get your hopes up, she's a snapper lapper.

by Ape.man July 9, 2007