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session

A severe reaction to something.
To have a conniption or a fit about something.
I told my manager I needed Friday off and he had a session.
by $Philhouse$ September 10, 2010
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The Remedy Session

A good emo band with a girl singer!

They opened for Dashboard Confessional at a few concerts.

you should check them out.
Bob: I'm wearing my Remedy Session T-shirt

Ki: um k
by theeclique November 15, 2003
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Trading Session

When the guys (work bros) hit up any bar that has "Trader" in it's title:
- Whiskey Trader
- Rum Trader
You Trading it up today after work? Damn right...

Man, last Friday, we got out so early but that was a serious Trading Session
by Trader Joe's August 27, 2011
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Restaurant Session

When you are feeling frisky at the local spoons, so you and the misses go upstairs to the ladies room and have a good one,
Or you are lonely and book a restaurant session for one in the men's.
Lad: How was the meal last night mate?
Lad 2: So so but i got a restaurant session out of it.
by Subway Squad April 15, 2016
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flirt session

Things were getting pretty hot and heavy before my mom walked in and interrupted my flirt session.
by FunCash November 29, 2016
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joke session

To have a session of jokes. Generally sarcasm based or making fun of something. Continuing a story with fake occurences, saying What if.. jokes.
"Dude what if like those mexican yardworkers over there had gangs and there was a gang war. They would fight with like shears and shovels and stuff. Then there's this one beefy mexican who throws running lawn mowers."
"(laughing) Yeah and they had like gang flags on their yardwork trucks"
etc. etc.

(after) "that was a fat joke session (sesh)
by Andy Valentine September 9, 2006
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cancer session

Time spent smoking a cigarette. So called because cigarettes cause cancer.
The employee stood for ten minutes outside in the rain, wind, and hail, missing an important phone call. Then he returned from his cancer session, in which he satisfied his nicotine craving.
by Boxcar Bob January 11, 2009
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