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dooley services

A paid service of which a man pays to stick his Dooley in unique places.
"Dooley services, how may I assist you?"
by Nosaj January 19, 2017
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Lip Service

Insincere support or respect expressed but not put into practice
Many feminist organisations proclaim "Feminism = equality."
Ironically these same organisations are very quiet when sexism is against men but very loud if against women. Hence, lip service
by SsoulBlade September 15, 2017
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streaming service

A streaming service is a type of service that used only be Netflix but is now multiplying faster than cancer and each service only has 3 good shows so you might as well pirate
John: Disney is making their own streaming service, it has the franchise's they have
Jake: all these companies can fuck off, I'm not paying for 20 subscriptions only to watch 2 shows on each
by Midly entertaining March 1, 2020
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Un-service Dog

The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.
Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.

Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal
by British Gal 1973 June 11, 2022
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united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do
United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do
by shane p August 23, 2006
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serviced

To have your dick blown, till you nut down a girls throat.
Dogg!!!!!! Your mom serviced my dick last night in your room!
by D money June 29, 2004
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Self Service

Self service can be also described as masturbating, sucking your own genitals, fingering your anus.

Females can do this also.
Mom: -Knocking on door- Honey, open the door!

Kid: Be quiet mom, I'm giving myself self service.
by Yeah that. June 27, 2011
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