Bacon Sexual

Sexually attracted to bacon. Only bacon.

Erica: How do you feel right now?
Alex: I feel bacon sexual

by Swag bacon November 6, 2014

sexual eruption

a really good orgasm

"I need a cigarette after that sexual eruption."

by princesstara January 11, 2008

Homer Sexual

People who are attracted to Homer are called Homer Sexuals.

Marge: "I'm a fucking Homer Sexual"!!!

by wvdrtnsf August 24, 2009

1d sexual

only being attracted to members of one direction; harry styles, zayn malik, louis tomlinson, liam payne, niall horan.

This is me coming out, I am 1d sexual.

by aaliyahstylinson December 30, 2020

sexual arousal

Turned the fuck on

I couldn't stand the sexual arousal she made me feel

by ms.fancy006 January 16, 2015

Kate Upton-Sexual

When you aren't attracted to men or women... Just Kate Upton.

Most people are secretly Kate Upton-Sexual and often lie to themselves and others in order to appear normal.

Barb: Wanna go catch a movie?
Paco: Sure, but don't try any moves on me. I'm Kate Upton-Sexual.

by The Other Paul Rud June 9, 2013

attention-sexual

Someone who gets off on people giving them attention, more so than any kind of sexual activity. The basis for many attention whores.

This orientation is especially common among teenage girls, many of whom will grow out of it once they realize girls who don't play games and actually follow through are getting more action.

Goddammit. You're another attention-sexual.

by osmo512 March 30, 2011