Somerset

A complete shithole full of white, middle aged, inbred spastics.

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)

Cows outnumber humans.

Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.

- You’re from Somerset aren’t you?

-Oo-arr I’m from Zummerset innit

-You can’t speak properly, can you?

-‘hat’s cos oi’m inbred innit

by BarronB April 18, 2019

Schmergle

A nickname of a very awesome, loveable, cute, unique, and amazingly special girl.

I really love my Schmergle she is the best!

by Nick DeFazio January 31, 2008

somerfield

a small and hiigh quality supermarket in the UK

by s November 2, 2003

scamer

it mean a bloody indian saying that he need money from you so he is trying to tell you to run your pockets

hello my name is bob or jeff i am not indian and not a scamer

by kidgamerboy November 19, 2020

schmerk

It is a random word added to the end or beginning of a sentence. It usually applies to a sentence with a positive connotation.

Schmerk. . . you rock my life.

I just won the lottery! . . . schmerk!

by kbethr December 18, 2008

sconer

A male sexual response to the deliciousness of scones.

Damn! Those scones are delicious! I think I have a sconer.

by Bchickenlittle February 12, 2010

Somerset

A small town in Kentucky that is humid and mostly farm land. The population of livestock may just be greater than the population of human. Jobs are hard to get, and even harder to keep. You keep climbing but never seem to get anywhere here.

Been working all day long, and I dont have a dime to my name. I must be in somerset.

by Born offire July 1, 2009