schnitzel finger

when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping

i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"

by the keepsake October 16, 2012

schfitz

when your coochie gets so unbelievably wet to the point where it pulsates

Person with coochie: oh my god did you see that ab pic
Other person with coochie: Yea im literally schfitzing
Person with coochie: same

by whatsSaTANbacon April 11, 2021

crumbed schnitzel

after having sex on the beach immeadiately pull you dick out and kick sand on her vagina. leaving it to resemble a crumbed schnitzel.

" i totally gave sarah a crumbed schnitzel at wonnerup beach last weekend"

by smuttman May 20, 2014

Schnitzel

Can be used as a verb or adjective. Can be used in most situations to mean something generally of distaste.

Schnit: Hey, do you like my new motorcycle?
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!

Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!

by Zee Schnitzel June 22, 2017

schitzapolaroid

When a person can be photographed one day and look fabulous then the next day they look like a bag of assholes.

Sara: look at these pics of sally she looks like a completly different person. really good in this one shocking in that one.

Jane: Yeah sallys a bit of a schitzapolaroid

by jayneybaybey March 26, 2008

hinker schmitzel

the act of messing up, Also used in a game of baseball while the pitcher is getting ready to throw the ball.

hunter said hinker schmitzel to mess me up the pitcher while bailey was hitting and michael was on second base to mess up the pitcher.

by michael flywell April 6, 2009

schnitz

to tattle to the moderator of an internet message board regarding a certain poster or thread when you are unwilling or unable to handle the situation yourself.

"______ schnitzed on me by emailing the mod."

by dave486 February 24, 2010