Schantzing

A noob way of getting half a point and prestige by standing next to that one door the whole time. *Origin: N+

"Stop schantzing around and do something useful for once"
"Schantz does what he wants"
"What?"
"It rhymes"
"Erroneous"

by Araballz January 24, 2009

schantzel

1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.

"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."

by I think I'm funny December 14, 2008

schranking

The act of hiding in the wardrobe to watch your mate have sex with a girl / boy they have just met in a bar. Taken from the German word for wardrobe. Can also involve self abuse or being invited to join in.

Dude to mate before going to pub: "Fancy a spot of schranking tonite?"
Reply: "I should coco."

by I used to be Denny Crane March 14, 2010

schmant

v, schmant: to schmant means to eat an entire animal, such as a hippo, in a short amount of time (mostly practised in unhumane parts of Africa and Alabama)

n, schmant: someone who schmants

I can't believe that guy just schmanted that entire buffalo in two minutes!

by haNd1287 April 21, 2004

schanck

Pronounced SH-AN-K. To be used in place of any swear or curse word. Swears words no longer have the same effect as they did 10 years ago. Schanck can be used as a resplacement for swear words but also to enforce swear words.

P1: Help me i've fallen off a cliff....
P2: You're Schancked mate

P1: Damn shopkeep ripped me off a dollar
P2: F*cken Schancking b*sterd

by M & J November 19, 2006

schlanck

1. The person who gets shafted by having the bowl cashed right before their hit.

2. To intentionally cash the bowl so the next person can't get a hit.

1. Damn, I'm the schlanck.

2. I'm gonna schlanck you, bitch!

by sizabowl January 17, 2008

schmandles

When you cut off the back of an old pair of sneakers in an effort to look more homeless.

My schmandles flew off when I attempted to kick a ball.

by schemeezebob April 22, 2009