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school

a worthless waste of time that is made to torture the lives of the innocent children that attend
school sux
by jonnable June 12, 2003
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school

Stands for= Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives
I'm supposed to be at school today, but luckily it's a Friday, and I have a ache all over that made me stay from there. I was also supposed to hand in a stupid writing prompt about finding a dragonfly as big as a school bus and the adventures you had with it. Well, I guess I lucked out, since I have to do nothing but watcth TV. It is 9:09 right now, and I am thinking that most kids in my 5th grade class are struggling with that writing prompt. PS. Typed this with my DSi XL.(Isn't that amazing?)
by Whatschoolstandsfor October 23, 2010
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school

one of the nerdiest experiences you'll ever go through. you sit there doing academics for hours, and you get home and do homework. from 1st grade through 6th grade my school went from 7:00 to 5:30. That's 10 1/2 hours! Now i go to this awesome school called Whitney Young that only goes for 5 hours! Anyway, it's a very constrictive environment, no independent thought. just dreadful
Sam: I don't have any time for sports because of school.

Alyssa: Dildo
by Jamorto May 5, 2008
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school

A place where adults jack kids up on speed, commonly known as Ritalin, so that they will sit still and pay attention long enough to listen to adults tell them to just say no to pot.
Teacher: Joanna was caught smoking marijuana behind the school building today. She must not have been listening when we talked about the dangers of drugs, so we are going to put her on a hard drug Ritalin to make it easier for her to pay attention.
by Malafides Lucius December 24, 2008
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school

School is a place where wiggers try to get too much attention (in class, in hallways, incafeteria etc.) School is supposed to help you practice for the futur, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why bother practicing?
Oh no! A wigger! Oh my god... purses everywhere... Oh look! we can see his boxers, his pants are down to his knees!
by Andrea May 13, 2005
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school

A place where you spend your day listening to boring lecture/lessons which is pain in the ass, and also seeing your asshole friends ( If you have a friend )

Meaning of School:
S: Seven
C: Crappy

H: Hours

O: Of
O: Our
L: Lives
by Mr.CrappyShitPants September 13, 2016
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school

a hellhole where kids have to spend their time going to for a big chunk of their lives, in order to learn useless crap, while at the same time getting harassed, bullied and picked on by stupid kids and being yelled at by stupid pathetic teachers.
John: I hate going to school. There are too many stupid asshole kids there. I want to quit.

Joe: Well, you've got to put up with it and stay in school so you can get a good job at the end, unfortunately.
by funny fellas January 25, 2014
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