schlong

A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.

MmMmMmMmMmMmMmmmm cody has a schlong and i rode it all night looong.... YUMMY!!!!!!

by bobthehairypenis December 6, 2009

Schlong

Sacred man item.

Hey man, don't touch his schlongs!

by TouchHisSchlongs July 2, 2009

schlongy

Ubersite user that likes to suck schlong.

Schlongy likes to lick the big schlong.

by jeff holmes January 30, 2005

Schlong

An abnormaly long penis.

"yeah, did you know that Billy had a schlong?"

by Bobthebuilder12344555 June 29, 2009

schlong

A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.

Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.

by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005

Massive Schlong

a MASSIVE wang

"Derek has a massive schlong" said Brenda

by LORD Schlong February 16, 2018

schmang bang

I usually raunchy and drunken orgy involving anywhere between 3 or more people. A lot more fun than saying gang bang or orgy. Can be used as either a noun or a verb.

Let's get a bottle of Jack because I'm ready to schmang bang this weekend.

by Joli Loeber February 14, 2009