schmalzman

Babies in old medieval paintings

In this painting we see a Child wich looks like a tiny adult. Or what Art histrionians would define as a textbook example for a “Schmalzmann”

by Indigoogirl February 15, 2021

Schmali

Ali when Ali is smelly.

“Is that Ali?”
“No, he stinks so today he’s Schmali.”
“Oh yeah”

by Robbyhoody May 11, 2021

Schmalance

The scientific term for balance

The scientists said, "We need to test the schmalance of the cat."

by Scientist Wizard Word Wrangler January 23, 2023

Luke Schmalix

Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.

Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.

Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.

Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.

He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.

Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.

Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know

by matthew tomson September 24, 2011

schmag

meredith Anne MAC, a toofypeg dork

Schmag was soo dumb today.

by deuthscke April 17, 2003

schmackdown

an interjection. to express the feeling of beatin somebody's ass:)

mmmSCHMACKDOWN!hmm

by stinky pete! June 19, 2003

Schemalea

Someone who sucks

David, you are such a Schemalea face!

by Kenyon May 13, 2004