Kenyon's definitions

Schemalea

Someone who sucks

David, you are such a Schemalea face!

by Kenyon May 13, 2004

Pony

a sidleing strut, akin to a sashay, but with more knee movement and hip thrusting. Used to express joy

Hey, Krystal.. Could you just pony on over here for a few?

by Kenyon February 8, 2003

tightey-whiteys

men's briefs: white, with wide elastic band

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.

by kenyon December 12, 2003

Choad

A person for whom no visual confimration is necessary to prove that their penis is, in fact, wider than it is long.

Colin and Sandy 'the pear shaped man'

by Kenyon February 8, 2003

Li'l Tones

an amazing specimen of a person. 5'7" brown hair, blue eyes. gives great handjobs

"Hey Li'l Tones. . ."

by kenyon February 8, 2003

ultimate, the

penis-in-vagina

" Last night Tina experienced the ultimate with Nathan."

by kenyon February 8, 2003

grease chills

A grease chill is what you get when biting into a highly caloric and greasy food. It also occurs most often after the greasy food settles in your stomach.

After I ate that McGriddle it gave me a case of the grease chills.

by Kenyon November 13, 2006