Choad

A person for whom no visual confimration is necessary to prove that their penis is, in fact, wider than it is long.

Colin and Sandy 'the pear shaped man'

by Kenyon February 08, 2003

Pony

a sidleing strut, akin to a sashay, but with more knee movement and hip thrusting. Used to express joy

Hey, Krystal.. Could you just pony on over here for a few?

by Kenyon February 09, 2003

tightey-whiteys

men's briefs: white, with wide elastic band

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.

by kenyon December 12, 2003

roost

Human-Bird hybrids preening and coddling in public as though perched, trapped in a small nest.

Josh and Carrie are really taking their relationship to the next level...look at them roosting over there in the corner.

by Kenyon February 08, 2003

clucker

One who is always out of place in his surroundings. A person who stands out and can't blend in with the croud, a goof.

Look at that clucker, he doesn't know what to do. (refers to Leneker)

by Kenyon January 01, 2005

grease chills

A grease chill is what you get when biting into a highly caloric and greasy food. It also occurs most often after the greasy food settles in your stomach.

After I ate that McGriddle it gave me a case of the grease chills.

by Kenyon November 13, 2006

Schemalea

Someone who sucks

David, you are such a Schemalea face!

by Kenyon May 14, 2004