Schloop

to have sex or tap that

I'm gonna schloop that tonight.

by The Ladue Crew November 15, 2007

Schloop

The act of swiftly taking off a condom, typically in one smooth motion.

I had to fake it so I Schlooped and threw the rubber hat behind the bed.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

pink schloop

When anal sex reaches a point of dryness the penis is pulled out and causes the anus to retract with the penis.

i.e; I pink schloop Earna all day.
i.e; Lynette is the best for pink schlooping.
i.e; Bobby takes good pink schloops.

by ginga! September 8, 2006

Schlapp

When someone decides to slap or hit you for no reason whatsoever; this may be the result of any of the following:
1) someone is mad at you for no reason in particular
2) they are excited and decide to take it out on your arm
3) (in extreme cases) they simply find it entertaining to continuously slap the growing red welts on your skin

Before Rory had even heard Eve’s response, she was schlapping her on the arm for the seventh time that morning.

by Imanidiotnoneedtotellme July 1, 2019

Schloop

The scooping and plopping of a thick mud like substance onto any surface deemed worthy.

Eg: the ditch bitches schlooped clay onto the bricks to give their structure the support it needed to collapse.

by DitchBitch July 29, 2020

Romper Schlomper

When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.

Oh no! Harry is about to have the last bong! Quick who wants to give him a Romper Schlomper?

by Nuronix October 15, 2021

schlomp

Activity involving only computing (specifically coding) and sleeping throughout an often long period of time.

"What are you planning on doing for the holidays?"
"Well let's see. I plan to schlomp. A lot."

by Chris Done July 3, 2006