Schmaingly

That one guy at work that fucks everything and screws everything up. Schmaingly mainly works at Area 51 but doesn’t even work minimum wage. He has a cheese fetish and likes watching Bill Nye the science guy.

Hey who the fuck pressed ‘yes’ for self-destruction?
Oh Schmaingly did.

Son of a bitch Schmaingly

by Miercom April 10, 2020

Schellinger environment

Toxic work environment, especially those rampant with: 1) extreme micromanagement, 2) lack of respect, 3) excessive emphasis on performance metrics, 4) hostile feedback, and 5) high employee turnover.

Thank you for the job offer, but I cannot subject myself to the evident Schellinger environment.

by Gray Baxter August 18, 2023

screaming seagull

when your doing a chick on the beach and before you cum you pull your dick out stick it in the sand and then shove that shit back in there and cover your ears because thats one loud fucking seagull.

me and sally were on the beach getting it on then i pulled a screaming seagull. that bitch screamed so loud i need a hearing aide in my left ear.

by johnathan fuckin howell January 13, 2008

the screaming raccoon

when a man is giving a women anal sex, then punches her in the back of the head to knock her out. then shits in both of her eyes and fists her.

Dude i gave this random chick the screaming raccoon last night! she's gunna be pissed!

by Chico The Goat December 20, 2008

I’m screaming

Expression used when something is funny asf; dramatic laugh

When someone says something funny...
“I’m screaming” or “I’m screamingggg”

by Twin_mommy1 May 25, 2018

scheifing

scheifer is shitting in ones ear for pleasure. It's not very common but some people (mainly faggots and kenny) do this sort of stuff. Old people from Russia do this constantly. It is a tradition amongst their people and heritage. But all of the people in America (besides kenny) think that stuff is gross but funny.

1. Hello old russian lady...do you wanna have a scheifing party?

2. Kenny just got scheifed by his mom.

3. Josh just got scheifed violently by his cat.

by Brandon Zimmerman & Brandon Young April 17, 2007

screaming great jessie

Australian slang, imported from Scotland, for a man who although straight behaves in a whiny, complaining and non-masculine manner.

What's wrong with you, you screaming great jessie? Get on that roof and clean out the gutters.

by Slagathor September 22, 2005