Listen man, I've had it here, I'm skeechin'. I'm gonna try to skeech a little early this afternoon. Cover for me, will ya? Man, he skeeched three hours ago.
by John Kennett May 12, 2003
Get the skeech mug.Person 1: Stacy is going to the dance with brad
Person 2: Figures
Person 1: You say “figures” a lot in response to things
Person 2: Huh guess it’s just a natural speecherism
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Person 1: You say “figures” a lot in response to things
Person 2: Huh guess it’s just a natural speecherism
by Kaapo Ohm September 26, 2021
Get the Speecherism mug.The speech you give when trying to civilly dump someone. It starts out saying a bunch of nice things about the dumpee, then has a negative turning point when the dumper says "but..." Most commonly used in season finales of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette as well as other dating reality TV shows.
Bachelorette: You're such an amazing person, and I've enjoyed getting to know you so much. But...I'm choosing the other guy.
Viewer: Oh man, she just gave him the but speech!
Viewer: Oh man, she just gave him the but speech!
by frindle1992 August 13, 2011
Get the but speech mug.The piss you take before giving a speech. Absolutely necessary when you have to give a speech., or public speaking in general.
Liam : Hey Brian, Jake up there is struggling big time on that speech.
Brian : Yea, I see.
Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss
Brian : Tell me about it.
Brian : Yea, I see.
Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss
Brian : Tell me about it.
by god_at_speeches May 2, 2012
Get the Pre Speech Piss mug.The act of getting so drunk, and emotional, that for no discernible reason you break into a Scandinavian accent, and tell someone you barely know how important they are to you.
by RageTheoryProductions June 19, 2012
Get the Nordic Speech mug.When someone talks to the point where the audience starts sleeping. Usually, listening to it is not even helpful.
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