velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.

Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat

by FredPDX May 12, 2009

scat signing

A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 17, 2010

Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

scat head

To have shit for brains

Dion was a scat head

by onedrome February 15, 2012

Gay Scat

Let's not even go there.

WHY WOULD YOU LOOK UP GAY SCAT?

by LordJenal September 12, 2022

Scat jack

To pleasure oneself using a syncopated and improvised rhythm to delight and surprise one's penis.

I scat jacked last night and sounded like Bobby McFerrin when I came.

by Enginerd8 August 3, 2015

Scat rat

A thing that little 8 year olds call eachother on roblox when everything else is blocked

"Ur mom Gay"
"Shut up Scat Rat"

by Antisocial_ December 10, 2018