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santanist

One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old
My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.
by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004
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Santarchy

a worldwide movement designed to protest the commercialization of Christmas; dressing up as Santa and going on a rampage in your local city
Did you see that guy dressed up like Santa peeing off the freeway overpass? We've got a case of Santarchy.
by Tyler J M December 18, 2005
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Santa Frinst

The Santa Frinst is the ultimate car for smokeing in. This is the slang term for the Hundai Santa Fe SUV. It comes standard with a radar detector, tinted windows, and a front ram bar.
Did you smoke in the santa frinst lately? No, thats how it always smells.

The santa frinst has enough shake in the cup holders to roll a joint.
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009
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santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010
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A musical airing in the universe of Black Friday by Starkid. Christopher Kringle, or Santa Claus, goes undercover as a teenager in Northville High School and tries to reconnect with the youth. His two elves, Jingle and Jangle, accompany him.
Have you seen the new musical, Santa Claus is Going to High School?

Yeah man, it rocks!
by IWILLSKINYOURMOM March 25, 2020
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Santa Barbie

Rich, white, snobby, rude, & typically blonde chicks with caked on makeup who attend University of California, Santa Barbara.
My Santa Barbie roommate refuses to acknowledge my existence and instead just spends all her time putting on 10 lbs of makeup and curling her bleach blonde hair.
by lovesthepants October 24, 2009
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Santa Claus

The GREATEST ninja of all time!!!

1. He can't be seen

2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D

Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...

Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?

Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!

Kid: (Cries)
by Suihime May 19, 2010
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