Saber Tooth

A cougar past her prime.

Hey, that Saber Tooth is really checking you out.

by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011

Saber Day

Inspire by a lazy coworker, it means to come into work late, and leave early. For example, if the job you work at normally operates from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., someone takes a Saber Day would come in at 10 a.m. and leave at 4.

"Dude, I think Jenny is leaving early today."
"Really? Didn't she come in late this morning?"
"Yeah, dude, she loves her Saber Days."

by Keppykepkep September 13, 2011

Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker

A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.

I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.

by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009

Siberian Pipeline

Similar to the the Alaskan pipeline; however, after freezing the shit filled condom, you insert it into a woman's vagina.

Yesterday I was going to perform the Alaskan pipeline, but it was dark and I ended up in Siberia. Oh well that's the Siberian Pipeline for you

by SBreen November 23, 2009

Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009

saber-tooth

An attractive older woman in the MILF category. Similar to a cougar, however much older. Seperated by cougars mainly due to menopause. Aged at approximately at 50-55+.

-"I scored with a cougar last night!"
-"Dude, I saw her, believe me, she was a saber-tooth"

by Some Guy Named Mark December 25, 2007

Siberian Slingshot

When you rusty trombone a Siberian Huskie, then a fat lady takes a dump into the load of cum, then you mix together the conconction and freeze the mixture. Then you proceed to take the frozen mixture and use a condom as a slingshot to shoot it into someone's anus from a distance of no less than 150 yards.

DJ shot a Siberian Slingshot and it missed and got Jason in the eye.

by GHB21 January 17, 2009