safe sex

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

safe space

A special room on campus where university educated young adults go and behave like children whenever they suffer a severe case of trump-a- meltression

If you are a true nationalist and patriot and don't like Trump, get over it; he won. Do not go to a safe space, run for office in 2020 with your own new and improved political ideas.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2017

safe to you

An expression of high gratitude towards a fellow human being of choice, also another way of saying goodbye. Derived from the word safe

"I'll see you in the morning then shall I, Frederick?
"Yeah I'll give you a bell at 9ish"
"Safe to you."

by Spanghead July 1, 2007

Safe house

A public restroom used in bathroom emergencies. Or a clean well taken care of public bathroom used when someone can’t make it home.

Ask Bob, he has IBS, he knows where all the best safe houses are.

by B4GELS May 10, 2018

Safe text

Verifying that a text message goes to the right person, as to avoid the humiliation of giving out the wrong information to the wrong person.

Michelle: Did you get my text?

Liz: Um, no. What'd it say?

Michelle: Ugh! I must've sent it to Lisa, then. I was talking about how much I hate her and the fact that she's such a hypocritical ice queen.

Liz: God, Michelle, she's our friend! And I agree, but you definitely should've practiced safe text.

by LiberalArmyWife January 2, 2009

Safe fam

An east London term for a good friend or someone who will always back u up

Yo, my friend jimbobly Martinez trunkle bootz is a safe fam you get me?

by EnglandIsMyTtty September 13, 2017

Safe Sex For Kids

Safe Sex For Kids is a program that allows kids to have sex in a supervised room. It is a very safe enviroment where your kid can have the sex they want. We will not allow kids over 150 pounds in our facilities and participants mustbe ages 8 to 18. Small rooms, Medium rooms and Large rooms will be provided at prices $50 and up. If you would like to send your kids here to out facilities, please call 905-728-2888. Our facilities are located at 67 Brookbroont rd., Kinashida, Ponersprular.

Parent 1: Where should I send my kids to have sex, safely?
Parent 2: Safe Sex For Kids of course! Just read the article on Urban Dictionary!

by Giahwgfa 2 November 14, 2019