sand monkey

arab towel head who sits on his camel all day out in the desert

"You see that new Arab kid?"
"Yeah, where he came from he was the biggest sand monkey"

by Ian Hunter is gay February 24, 2003

sanding the walnut

Jerking off while massaging the testicles

"Sorry I'm late for dinner mom, I was just sanding the walnut"

by Caleb Bryant July 20, 2006

Sand Bear

The ferocious, merciless, and unforgiving monster your girlfriend becomes when she gets sand in her vagina after unsuccessful beach coitus.

Man: You wanna go swimming?

Sand Bear: Fuck off!

Man: Maybe make a campfire?

Sand Bear: Burn in hell!

Man: Give it another try?

Sand Bear: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you, you son of a bitch! Why don't you shove some sand up your dick!

by manbearsquid May 04, 2010

Sand Niglet

A racial slur. Used to describe an Middle Eastern/Terrorist child.

Mike: Bob look at all these sand niglets riding their camels. Im scared.
Bob: I know. Their even worse then regular niglets because they can harm you from a distance with their explosives.
Zayd the Sand Niglet: ALLAHU AKBAR MUHAMMAD JIHAD!!!!

then everyone died =(

by The Sand Niglet January 16, 2011

sand jockey

indigenous people of the middle east that ride camels as a means of transportation.

wow, did you see that rocket take out that group of sand jockeys captain

by slapmeat July 30, 2003

Sand Nigger

A very offensive term to label people from the Middle East. It’s often used towards people that are Muslims.

Someone in 2011: I’m glad that Osama Bin Liden got killed. He’s such a sand nigger and a terrorist.

by Excrushman November 01, 2020

sand crab

When fucking a tourist on the beach, right before ejaculation, remove condom, cum inside her, throw sand in her eyes and take off down the beach like a "Sand Crab". She is then left on the beach, blinded, feeling stupid and pregnant.

Fucking tourist, Sand Crab them all!

by Name withheld to protect the guilty August 12, 2003