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Salami Rod

A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.
John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.

That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.
by CaptainSoap March 31, 2015
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big rod

Common name for an egotistical salesperson. Often used by salesperson about themselves, speaking in third person
Typical phone conversation..."Hi it's Big Rod from Big Rod and associates...."
by 193847292 June 30, 2016
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blew a rod

To become so infused with anger that she looses all self control. The background to this saying refers to an engine's pistons that push down on the push RODS.
The wife was so extremely angry at the husband for not boinking her, she blew a rod.
by libertybell1424 April 16, 2012
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Tripod Rod

A nickname for Colts kicker Rodrigo Blankenship.
Did you see tripod rod kick the ball with his massive dick?
by King tripod January 7, 2021
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Rod Ian

He comes from the North. He is a sweet and caring man that every woman dreamed of having. He is also a jolly but straight-forward man that's why everyone thinks he is insensitive but the truth is he is a soft-hearted person. He is the type of person who can't express his true feelings but someone out there knows him very well, his every little things. She loves him very much but they ended up losing each other.
Rod Ian is a living definition of Euphoria.
by Patrick_Star June 8, 2021
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rum-rod

A very solid and long lasting erection resulting from the consumption of rum. A minimum consumption is required, while continual consumption will attenuate the effect, eventually resulting in difficulty obtaining an erection.
"Man, I had the old rum-rod last night - it took me an hour and a half to get off!"
by Hangar18 February 27, 2009
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Rod Simp

Someone who loves Rod, and would do anything for him.
Koda: Rod, I love him, I can't stop thinking about him.

Lewis: You Rod simp!
by TheIdoticOne March 29, 2021
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