river in the valley

blowing your load on the chest of the girl you had relations with

Riley - "why did that girl just run out of here with yogurt all over her chest?"

Goose - "that wasn't yogurt that was my river in the valley!"

by goose x gallagher April 20, 2008

River Plinko

When one takes a crap in a moving body of water while facing down stream and the turd "plinkos" off one or both of his/her legs.

Dude, I took a shit wrong in the stream and ended up playing "river plinko."

by lampropeltis311 August 29, 2009

rivagulous

when something is so absurd, and the word ridiculous wont do and ricockulous is just to sexist, try using the word rivagulous. You'll know when you have used the word correctly because it will just feel so right.

Not only did my girl friend make me go with her to her hair appointment, she also tried to make me go see a chick flick with her and her girl friends, and I said now you're just being rivagulous.

by Johnny Depdouche, anti greico December 22, 2009

river bottom party

It's a party near a river, usually a cookout with alcohol among friends.

Are you bringing anything to Heather's river bottom party?

by Whiely Henderson April 19, 2016

River Skank

A river skank is a female hooker who is considered an absolute skank by the general population and usually hang around near rivers or any type of water. You can also find Sea Skanks and Swamp Skanks are the worst.

Generally a river skank is just referred to anyone who puts themselves up for prositution, they may not actually be bad looking, it depends on the context.

Chris you brought an absolute river skank to the villa last night.

by DubstepCraig August 14, 2016

River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )

Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?

by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017

rieaz

A person who is an absolute woman slayer/ debonair . Everywhere they walk panties drop, womanly moans are heard and water gushes through their legs like geysers . They are like a real life Incubuses

Woman 1: Oh my God why do I feel so hot and bothered??

woman 2: Oh that rieaz just walked in the room

by Ana Wazowski April 23, 2018