Drama On Quotev

Brii causing drama, crying about it, deactivating, coming back, crying when people confront her then deactivating again, making a new url and repeating the process sometimes with a gf/bf

Samantha acting like the baddest bitch and Josiah sucking her dick

Leo talking about how much she hates drama even though she's always in it and keeps it going for a few days because the likes make her feel valid

Sage 1 kissing Leo's ass

Sage 2 just... being there

Neha being there too lol

Dana yelling at people when they don't stan kpop and pretending she's always right

Hatty cheating on Romelo and acting like it was her fault

Roman pretending he's rich

Min using bots to get likes, as if it really matters

Me, writing this, because I have nothing better to do <3

Person 1: Brii's back at it again with the drama on quotev...
Person 2: lmao you're surprised?

by y'all i can't October 24, 2018

Brent-a-Quote

Corporate salaryman who posts entrepreneurial and 'inspirational', quotes from pulp business books on LinkedIn, but who's too frightened to set up business on their own.

Delivered in the style of David Brent, from Brit comedy show, The Office.

Matthew is such a Brent-a-Quote, Vala Afshar one minute, Marc Benioff the next.

by TangoWhiskeyAlphaTango June 4, 2020

Quote Bomb

When you are writing an essay and instead of leading into or mentioning where certain information came from, you throw in a quote. The reader has no idea if the quote is legitimate or even where it is from.

Teacher: Billy, your essay doesn't mention who any of the people are in your citations.

Billy: Opps, guess I threw one too many quote bombs in there, huh?

by SushiMonster555 December 2, 2009

Dirty Quotes

Dirty quotes are a gesture performed like air quotes except with the hands facing upwards instead of downwards.

In written format two commas can be used.

I ,,ran into,, your mom last night. I haven't ,,seen,, her since high school.

When speaking, the dirty quotes gesture should be used in place of the double commas.

by drdavidb February 3, 2010

inside quotes

Similar to an inside joke, an inside quote is a quote indigenous to the Facebook quote section. These quotes generally are annoying and retarded to people outside of the circle of friends of that person and usually are only funny to that person, even after they are explained to the reader.

"Dude, that chick had way too many inside quotes. She must be fucking retarded."

by ssssssssssssack November 2, 2008

Status Quote

When someone relentlessly spams your newsfeed on Facebook with quotes or lyrics, rather than being original and insightful.

John "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Response "Stop with the status quote"

by Bagginski March 2, 2010

kick ass quotient

A measure of an individual's, group's, nation's, etc's ability to kick ass in any given competition.

"Dude... what's up with France... their kick ass quotient is nonexistent!"

by Andrew Spotts June 28, 2007